Sunday, November 22, 2009
this guy (Arthur Ramos) offered free massage services on craigslist.com, however he offered a lil more than a rubbing on the back.....
plain and simple this guy is wierd and he is GAY AS HELL!!!!....and wut tha hell is that on is head...left over dog from tha chinese resturaunt....he could have made a better wigg out of a bowl of spaghetti
Well dam bloggers, the word clingy isnt strong enough to describe the actions of this woman, more like retarded. this woman has ben living with her deceased boyfriend for over a year. she sleeps with him, bathes him, and even kisses him. police recieved a tip from a neighbor complainin about the horrible stinch. when police arrived at the residence the 66 year old woman answered the door topless(weird). they asked her a few questions and thought the conversation was awkward so they recieved a search warrant from the local station. when police investigated the house they found the ex-lover's body covered in blankets. the body was in desperate need of embalming due to the fact it was decomposing.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Native South Korean woman(Cha Sa-soon) has finally passed the written part of her drivers license test on her 950th time. she has taken the test on a daily basis since April 2005. time wasnt the only thing wasted but also money. Cha Sa-soon has spent over $4,200 in application fees. when she did pass the test she passes with the minimum score of 60. However, her troules are not over because she has to pass the driving part next. i have caculated she would pass the driving exam 100 dead pedestrians, 18 speading tickets, 11 wrecks, and 1,000 test later.
ok for those that dont know the famous four letter word "MEEP" originated from the nerdy-orange-haired lab assistant Beaker from the Muppet show. SO....the principle from Danvers high has banned the word "MEEP" from the entire student population. his argument, the student were using it as a profane word against faculty example "MEEP YOU". the administration tried to solve the problem by asking the students to stop saying "MEEP" but since the idea was so humorous most students contined using it. the administration was so fed up with the word they are now writing students up resulting in a suspension from school. the school thought the problem was so importantant they notified the parents with a automatimated phone call tellin the situation.
bloggers all i can say is "HOW MEEPING STUPID!!!!"
WOW bloggers this was an epic battle between the 150 yr old 20 ft oak tree and 50 tonn 90 ft crane. ummm the tree had the upper hand because of expeirence but tha crane had the weight. this played out in a very unusual way. the crane takes a wack at the tree and the tree splits and falls. However, the tree drags the crane along with it topplimg over on top of a house.
well DAYUM life really sucks for that family...luckily they wernt in the house at that time because of that possibility, but thats still crazy....i guess grandma was right "they dont make shit how they use to"
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
First thing yu notice about this park is swingin testicals hanging 30 feet above the ground acompanied by a giant revovlver of a womans legs wit a red thong on. The neighboring community of chongquing was highly pissed off that china decided to put their first sex theme park next to them. I mean how would yu feel if every evening you sit on your porch to witness swinging balls instead of a lovely sunset. imagine waking up to this....
you probably asking yourself wut would possess a person to put up a sex theme park????....why not ask park manager Lu Xiaoqing. he claims he opened the park to inform the public about sex and help people "live a harmonous sex life". but in reality tha park was a sex fest full of ginormous PENIS/VAGINA sculptures,and sex position workshops, and shops full of candy flavored condoms. wut makes this humorous Xiaoqing says "we are building the park for the good of the public" hahaha BULLSHIT!!!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
POOH BEAR LOOKIN 4 HIS HONEY STICK.....
MR.GRIZWOLD'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME.....
A REPORTER WITH ALOT OF EXPLAINING TO DEW.....
AND THE REAL ELMO.....
Monday, November 2, 2009
an Indonesian fisherman seeks to find new hope for his rare disease being part man and part tree. he look s toward American researchers, because he believes the growth attatched to his skin will eventually lead to his death leaving his two kids on their own. he's very popular in his village and he is commonly known as the tree man. the fisherman has had the disease for about 20 years and it has baffled doctors all around the world. his physical appearance consist of the root like branches which covers his feet, arms, and hands. the roots continue to get worse and grow every year. on averge he grows about 5cm of new roots every year. sice he cannot fish anymore he has a fulltime job as a circus freak in a traveling circus. his popularity has spread across the world landing him a spot on the discovery channle titled "Half Man Half Tree"
bloggers i honestly feel fro this dude, but i honslty think he can find a job better than beng a circus freak....he could pick up hobbies such as a professional back scratcher or get a lead role in a play as "THE TREE"....bloggers please give me your input and your thoughts...thx
Monday, October 5, 2009
70-year-old Laxmibai discovered she had a nose bleed but didn think to much about it until it proceeded 5 more days with no clots. on the 5th day she came to the conclusion "mayb i need 2 c a doctor" and she does. when she arrives at the hospital the doctors came up with the result "Inconclusive" they could not find the cause of her persistent nose bleed. she went to another hospital to receive a second opinion and they diagnosed her with having maggots in her nose.it turns out the old woman remembered a fly crawlin n her nose about 5 days ago(hmmm???)and doctors said there were 40 larvaes that were laid. when the eggs unhatched they began eating away at the flesh on the inside of her nose causing the continuous bleeding.
wow this is probably one of the craziest stories ive done yet and my advice to this woman would be " INVEST IN A F***N FLY SWATTER, AND DONT LET FLIES CRAWL UP YOUR NOSE...WUT THA HELL" BLOGGERS IF YU HAVE ANY ADVICE 4 THIS LADY LEAVE IT N A COMMENT...
Monday, September 14, 2009
WOW BLOGGERS!!!!!!.....this here takes being a pervert to anotha level. how bout this 45 yr old guy from main(ha main man) Garry Moody is being accused of sneaking under an outhouse for his own pleasure, seing women naked(WOW THIS GUY IS SICK). This is where the situation gets REAL SHITTY, this was not his first time doin it!!!!. He was caught previously in the sewage tank of an outhouse along the kancamagus highway. Moody reported to police that....
"I was not doing anything wrong, I had gone into the sewage tank to retrieve my wedding ring I accidentally dropped it while changing clothes"(BULL SHIT)
he pleaded innocent to the charges then forced by his lawyer to plead guilty because of the rediculous lie he told and because his lawyer was embarrased to represent him. he was eventually charged with disorderly conduct.
Bloggers im really fasinated by this story, im still tryna figure out how he actually got underneath there??? and how bad did he actaully smell???....i believe everyone agrees this guy is a load of shit!!!!(feel free 2 comment this and give me your thoughts) they should be interesting
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Jose mestre is a victim of an horrific facial disfigurment. he is known all around the world as the man with no face. he has been losing his face for the past 35 years!!!!!.....his face is just a collection of blood vessles and muscles. he has no visible eyes or nose, the only thing that humanizes him is the fact he has ears!!!!....MAN it sucks to be him, if that were me.....better yet...bloggers if you're out there tell me what you would do if yu were put in this situation.....i'll comment back letting yu kno i read your comments and post